Realistic photographic style anthropomorphic pet humorous lifestyle photo, vintage famil…

Realistic photographic style anthropomorphic pet humorous lifestyle photo, vintage family snapshot with a slight collage aesthetic, strong direct front flash, high contrast, low-resolution web compression texture. Close-up horizontal composition, a fluffy white rabbit as the main visual, occupying about three-quarters of the frame, lounging like a human in a highly saturated teal fabric sofa, body stretched diagonally from bottom-left to top-right, head positioned in the upper-middle right; one ear upright, one ear tilted outward, pink inner ears clearly visible, wearing black pointed sunglasses covering the eyes, mouth and nose small and calm, expression indifferent and lazy. Left front paw reaching to the left holding a black TV remote with a few colored buttons; right front paw resting on the edge of the sofa armrest, two hind feet spread open in the foreground on the left and right, soles facing the camera creating an exaggerated perspective. A golden-brown sandwich cookie placed in front of the belly, a transparent glass cup placed near the body on the bottom right, containing a dark brown drink and light-colored foam. Background features warm brown pleated curtains at the top, the right side remains dark, coarse texture of the sofa fabric is visible. Colors dominated by the teal sofa, complemented by the creamy white rabbit fur and warm brown background, black props providing slight weight, overall absurd, lazy, and funny; avoid generating cartoon rabbits, illustration styles, overly high-definition commercial photography, clean studio shots, complete human bodies, or complex text.